{"product_id":"goat-hard-pass-goat-illustration-self-inking-stamp","title":"Goat Hard Pass Goat Illustration Self-Inking Stamp","description":"\u003cp\u003eCleverly designed for the overworked and hilariously unbothered, the Playing Dead self-inking stamp brings bold personality to every desk, planner, package, and note. With a black-and-white opossum playing dead beside the line “I’M HANDLING IT. (BY DYING),” this witty favorite turns everyday tasks into a memorable moment of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose your ideal fit with Small, Medium, or Large sizing, then make it yours with a vibrant range of 11 ink colors and stylish case options like Light Pink, Purple, Midnight Black, and Fuchsia. Built for effortless use, it delivers crisp, clean impressions with a simple press and keeps going for up to 10,000 stamps before a refill is needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIdeal for Halloween, prank-loving coworkers, classroom chaos, crafting tables, and anyone who thrives on dark jokes, this novelty stamper adds instant charm to paperwork, labels, cards, and mailers. It’s a fast, tidy, and unforgettable way to say exactly what your mood is without saying another word.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCount on ESS for fast delivery, dependable quality, and service that keeps your order moving. Add this playful favorite to your collection today and give your daily routine a wickedly funny upgrade.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003ePlaying Dead Im Handling It. (By Dying). Witty Self-Inking Stamp Highlights and Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTime-Saving: Make paperwork, labels, notes, and envelopes faster with one quick press that leaves a consistent message every time, helping busy desks, classrooms, and craft tables stay efficient.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrisp Impressions: Precision laser engraving delivers sharp, readable artwork and text, so the black-and-white opossum design stays bold and clear on every stamp.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMess-Free: The self-inking build keeps operation neat and simple, eliminating separate pads while giving you smooth, even coverage for clean everyday use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVersatile Sizes: Choose Small, Medium, or Large to match your project needs, whether you’re marking cards, packaging, planners, or office materials with the right visual impact.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift-Ready Humor: Perfect for Halloween haunted house actors, prank-loving coworkers, and anyone who enjoys dark office comedy, this witty stamp adds personality to routine tasks and makes a memorable impression.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Trodat","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49562292486384,"sku":"9661-SI","price":15.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0562\/7651\/7027\/files\/9661_black-main-self-inking-ess.jpg?v=1776197657","url":"https:\/\/engineersealstamps.com\/products\/goat-hard-pass-goat-illustration-self-inking-stamp","provider":"Engineer Seal Stamps","version":"1.0","type":"link"}