{"product_id":"you-tried-sort-of-slim-pre-inked-stamp","title":"You Tried – Sort Of Slim Pre-Inked Stamp","description":"\u003cp\u003eLighten the mood and make every desk a little more memorable with this hilarious Your Mom \/ I’M NOT YOUR MOM slim pre-inked stamp. Built for busy offices, it delivers a clean, bold impression in seconds, so you can add personality to memos, notes, files, and everyday paperwork without slowing down your workflow.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose the size that fits your style: Small, Medium, or Large. The sleek, lightweight body slips easily into a purse, bag, or desk drawer, while the pre-inked design means there’s no separate pad to deal with. Enjoy crisp, consistent results in your choice of five vibrant ink colors—red, blue, green, purple, or black—with oil-based ink that produces bright, clear impressions up to 15,000 times before a refill is needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for office workers, prank-loving gift shoppers, and anyone who appreciates a little sarcasm with their stationery, this funny stamp is a playful desk accessory and conversation starter all in one. Whether you’re breaking the ice, adding flair to routine paperwork, or shopping for a gift that gets a guaranteed laugh, this slim stamp is an easy win. Order from ESS for fast turnaround and super speedy delivery, so the fun starts sooner.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eYour Mom IM NOT YOUR MOM Slim Pre-Inked Stamp Highlights and Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHUMOR: Add a fast, lighthearted punch to notes, memos, and everyday workplace moments with the “Your Mom \/ I’m Not Your Mom” design that helps break tension and spark conversation while keeping things playful.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCONVENIENCE: Enjoy a slim, pre-inked format that stamps cleanly without a separate ink pad, so you can make crisp impressions in seconds with less mess and more efficiency at your desk or on the go.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePORTABILITY: Slip this lightweight stamp into a purse, briefcase, drawer, or backpack for easy carry, making it a handy choice for busy office workers, teachers, organizers, and prank-loving gift shoppers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCHOOSE-YOUR-SIZE: Select the right fit for your needs with three size options—Small, Medium, or Large—so you can match the stamp to your space, style, and visibility preference.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVIBRANT-INK: Pick from five bold ink colors—red, blue, green, purple, and black—for a standout impression that adds personality to paperwork, forms, and casual reminders.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLONG-LASTING: Rely on durable oil-based ink that delivers up to 15,000 bright, clear impressions before needing a refill, giving you dependable performance for repeat use and everyday stamping tasks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGIFT-READY: Surprise coworkers, friends, or office prank fans with a funny desk accessory that feels clever, useful, and memorable, while fast turnaround and efficient shipping help get your order moving quickly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Trodat","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49568585187568,"sku":"9597-SLIM","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0562\/7651\/7027\/files\/9597_black-main-slim.jpg?v=1776373234","url":"https:\/\/engineersealstamps.com\/products\/you-tried-sort-of-slim-pre-inked-stamp","provider":"Engineer Seal Stamps","version":"1.0","type":"link"}