Description
Here’s your new go-to office essential for fast, funny mail handling: the Return to Sender Mentally Disturbing Wood Handle Rubber Stamp. Designed to save time and add a sharp dose of humor to everyday sorting, this bold returned mail stamp makes it easy to mark envelopes that need to go back without rewriting the same note over and over. It’s the perfect mix of practical and cheeky for busy desks, front offices, and mailrooms.
Made with a comfortable black wood handle and precision laser engraving, this funny office stamp delivers a clean, consistent impression every time. Choose from 3 sizes: Small, Medium, or Large, depending on your stamping needs. Use it with specialty inks on fabric and other smooth surfaces for even more creative possibilities. The sturdy build feels great in hand and is made for smooth, reliable use day after day.
Ideal for administrative assistants, small business owners, and anyone who wants a smarter, more entertaining way to handle returned mail, this stamp keeps workflow organized while bringing a little grin to the routine. If you want a returned mail stamp that works hard, looks great, and makes everyday tasks a little less dull, this is the one to grab. With ESS, you get quality products, fast order processing, and dependable service you can count on.
Return to Sender Mentally Disturbing Wood Handle Rubber Stamp Highlights and Features
- TIME-SAVING: Quickly mark undeliverable envelopes without rewriting the same note, helping busy offices move mail through sorting, returns, and file handling faster.
- HUMOR-FILLED: Add a playful office joke to routine paperwork with the bold “Return to Sender (Mentally Disturbing)” design that keeps the mood lighter during hectic days.
- COMFORT-GRIP: The smooth black wood handle feels secure in hand for repeated use, making everyday stamping easier for administrative assistants, clerks, and small business teams.
- CLEAN-IMPRESSION: Precision laser production helps create sharp, consistent impressions for a neat look on envelopes and other smooth surfaces, so each mark reads clearly at a glance.
- SIZE-READY: Choose the right fit for your workflow with small, medium, or large options, giving you flexibility for everything from compact envelopes to more visible mail routing.
- INK-VERSATILE: Pair with your preferred ink pad and switch colors fast for custom labeling, special projects, or fabric-friendly creative uses beyond standard mail sorting.
- RELIABLE-CHOICE: Built for daily office tasks, this returned mail tool helps reduce mistakes, keep records organized, and support efficient processing of items that cannot be delivered.
- SERVICE-FOCUSED: Backed by ESS, you get fast order handling and dependable quality, making it easy to stock up on a practical novelty accessory without wasting time.
Refund Policy
Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if
you receive the wrong item. Any discrepancies should be reported within 90 days of the sale date.
Exceptions / non-returnable items
Returns are not typically accepted for customized orders. However, we want you to be happy with your product.
Therefore, for customized orders where errors were made due to the reasons listed below, we will make the
necessary corrections and reship your original order at no charge to you.
- The order was damaged or lost during shipping.
- Item includes a spelling error made by Engineer Seal Stamps.
- Item had incorrect customization features.
Note: If the customer made a misspelling or chose the incorrect options, this would disqualify the product from being returned or remade.
Refunds
If your order is eligible for return with a refund and has been received back in store with the RMA paperwork.
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return. We will refund your original payment method.
Please remember note that is can take up to 10 days for your bank or credit card company to process and post
the refund too.
Tax Exempt
We are unable to issue credits after an order is submitted, please read below and submit the documentation before placing your order.
If you are a resident outside the state of Virginia and California (both your billing/shipping info) or if you are a Virginia or California Resident and are taxable you do not need to do anything.
For Virginia and California organizations who are for qualified tax exempt for purchases, you must set up an account online first, then email with your tax form and the email address tied to the new account. Once we review and verify this information, we can change your account type over to tax exempt where you will not be charged tax. We will also reply to let you know when this has been completed.
We are only charging sales tax for those who are in Virginia and California. If you in Virginia and California and are tax-exempt organization, you should have paperwork from the state showing that you are not required to pay sales tax. If you feel that you are tax exempt but do not have this paperwork, please contact your billing office or your state tax agency to locate these forms first.
We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause; however, this is a one-step process which once you are setup as nontaxable each order you place afterwards will be tax exempt as long as you are logged in to your account.
You email with your tax form and the email address tied to the new account to cs@engineeringsealstamps.com.
