Description
Keenly crafted for people who appreciate sharp humor and clean performance, the Cool Story Still No Penguin Sarcastic Stamp delivers a bold little moment of attitude with every impression. Its modern modular body and handy cover help keep your desk neat, while the built-in antimicrobial grip supports lasting cleanliness through everyday use.
From office notes to event branding, this sarcastic hand stamp adds instant personality and a memorable, shareable twist. The custom laser-engraved rubber die creates crisp, reliable impressions and works with a wide range of ink types, making it a dependable choice for professionals and hobbyists alike. Durable, reusable, and cost-effective over time, it’s a smart addition to any workspace. Ink pad sold separately.
Choose the size that suits your style: Small, Medium, or Large. With a deadpan penguin, minimalist design, and the unapologetic message “COOL STORY. STILL NO.”, this stamp brings witty charm to every occasion and makes a fantastic pick for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor.
Cool Story Still No Penguin Sarcastic Stamp Highlights and Features
- SASSY: Make every refusal memorable with the dapper penguin and deadpan “Cool Story. Still No.” message, turning notes, packaging, and everyday moments into instant personality with a sharp, playful edge.
- ICEBREAKER: Turn gatherings into conversation starters with a lighthearted impression that sparks smiles, photos, and social sharing, helping events feel more welcoming and fun from the first glance.
- EASY IMPACT: Deliver a clear, crisp mark in seconds for fast-paced use at desks, pop-ups, classrooms, boutiques, or celebrations, giving you a quick way to add flair without slowing down.
- VALUE-MINDED: Enjoy a reusable design that keeps working event after event, offering a smart, budget-friendly choice for anyone who wants a witty signature touch that lasts.
- SIZE OPTIONS: Choose the best fit for your project with Small, Medium, and Large sizes, so the design stays balanced for journals, cards, labels, keepsakes, and more.
- CLEAN DESIGN: A modern modular body with a convenient cover helps keep your workspace tidy, while built-in antimicrobial protection in the grip adds a cleaner feel for everyday handling.
- INK READY: The custom laser-engraved rubber die is compatible with a variety of ink types, giving you flexible creative options; ink pad sold separately, so you can pair it with the color you like best.
Refund Policy
Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if
you receive the wrong item. Any discrepancies should be reported within 90 days of the sale date.
Exceptions / non-returnable items
Returns are not typically accepted for customized orders. However, we want you to be happy with your product.
Therefore, for customized orders where errors were made due to the reasons listed below, we will make the
necessary corrections and reship your original order at no charge to you.
- The order was damaged or lost during shipping.
- Item includes a spelling error made by Engineer Seal Stamps.
- Item had incorrect customization features.
Note: If the customer made a misspelling or chose the incorrect options, this would disqualify the product from being returned or remade.
Refunds
If your order is eligible for return with a refund and has been received back in store with the RMA paperwork.
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return. We will refund your original payment method.
Please remember note that is can take up to 10 days for your bank or credit card company to process and post
the refund too.
Tax Exempt
We are unable to issue credits after an order is submitted, please read below and submit the documentation before placing your order.
If you are a resident outside the state of Virginia and California (both your billing/shipping info) or if you are a Virginia or California Resident and are taxable you do not need to do anything.
For Virginia and California organizations who are for qualified tax exempt for purchases, you must set up an account online first, then email with your tax form and the email address tied to the new account. Once we review and verify this information, we can change your account type over to tax exempt where you will not be charged tax. We will also reply to let you know when this has been completed.
We are only charging sales tax for those who are in Virginia and California. If you in Virginia and California and are tax-exempt organization, you should have paperwork from the state showing that you are not required to pay sales tax. If you feel that you are tax exempt but do not have this paperwork, please contact your billing office or your state tax agency to locate these forms first.
We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause; however, this is a one-step process which once you are setup as nontaxable each order you place afterwards will be tax exempt as long as you are logged in to your account.
You email with your tax form and the email address tied to the new account to cs@engineeringsealstamps.com.
