Description
Quickly turn routine paperwork into a memorable moment with the Please Consult Your Brain First Snarky Office Stamp. This witty desk essential delivers a crisp, consistent impression that helps you mark forms, notes, and reminders with speed, style, and a perfectly timed dose of attitude.
Built with a sleek black wooden handle and a durable laser-cut rubber face, this wooden rubber stamp is comfortable to hold, simple to use, and ready for custom ink pads so you can change colors whenever inspiration strikes. It works beautifully with special inks, fabric, journaling, scrapbooking, and other non-porous surfaces that deserve a bold, clean finish.
Choose the size that fits your workflow: Small, Medium, or Large. Featuring two stick figures and the sharp message to consult your brain first, this clever office companion is made for snarky coworkers, witty desk humor fans, and planner lovers who enjoy making everyday tasks more fun. Shop ESS for quality, quick service, and speedy delivery, and bring home a standout piece that gets noticed fast.
Please Consult Your Brain First Snarky Office Stamp Highlights and Features
- Humor-Boosting Desk Style: The “Please Consult Your Brain First” message adds a witty, lighthearted touch to everyday paperwork, making routine tasks feel less repetitive while still delivering a clear message.
- Time-Saving Organization: Speed through approvals, reminders, and common office notes with one quick stamp instead of rewriting the same text again and again, helping you work faster with less effort.
- Clear, Consistent Impressions: Enjoy a neat, uniform mark every time, which helps reduce confusion, improves communication with coworkers, and keeps your documents looking polished and professional.
- Premium Wood Handle: The smooth black wooden handle offers a comfortable grip and easy control, giving you a durable, stylish tool that feels great in hand and is simple to use all day long.
- Creative Versatility: Use with special inks and a custom ink pad to switch colors easily, making this wooden rubber stamp a smart choice for fabric, scrapbooking, journaling, and other non-absorbent surfaces.
- Size Options: Choose the right fit for your workspace with small, medium, or large sizing, so you can match the stamp to your desk setup, project needs, or preferred message visibility.
- Gift-Ready Appeal: Perfect for snarky office workers, witty desk humor fans, and planner or craft enthusiasts, this playful stamp makes a fun, practical gift that brings personality to any workspace.
- Laser-Cut Quality: Precision-made rubber delivers sharp detail and dependable results, so every impression looks crisp, readable, and professional for repeated use at home, in the office, or in your craft room.
Refund Policy
Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if
you receive the wrong item. Any discrepancies should be reported within 90 days of the sale date.
Exceptions / non-returnable items
Returns are not typically accepted for customized orders. However, we want you to be happy with your product.
Therefore, for customized orders where errors were made due to the reasons listed below, we will make the
necessary corrections and reship your original order at no charge to you.
- The order was damaged or lost during shipping.
- Item includes a spelling error made by Engineer Seal Stamps.
- Item had incorrect customization features.
Note: If the customer made a misspelling or chose the incorrect options, this would disqualify the product from being returned or remade.
Refunds
If your order is eligible for return with a refund and has been received back in store with the RMA paperwork.
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return. We will refund your original payment method.
Please remember note that is can take up to 10 days for your bank or credit card company to process and post
the refund too.
Tax Exempt
We are unable to issue credits after an order is submitted, please read below and submit the documentation before placing your order.
If you are a resident outside the state of Virginia and California (both your billing/shipping info) or if you are a Virginia or California Resident and are taxable you do not need to do anything.
For Virginia and California organizations who are for qualified tax exempt for purchases, you must set up an account online first, then email with your tax form and the email address tied to the new account. Once we review and verify this information, we can change your account type over to tax exempt where you will not be charged tax. We will also reply to let you know when this has been completed.
We are only charging sales tax for those who are in Virginia and California. If you in Virginia and California and are tax-exempt organization, you should have paperwork from the state showing that you are not required to pay sales tax. If you feel that you are tax exempt but do not have this paperwork, please contact your billing office or your state tax agency to locate these forms first.
We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause; however, this is a one-step process which once you are setup as nontaxable each order you place afterwards will be tax exempt as long as you are logged in to your account.
You email with your tax form and the email address tied to the new account to cs@engineeringsealstamps.com.
