Description
Kick sarcasm into high gear with the My Give-A-Damn Is Broken Rubber Stamp — the perfect little statement piece for anyone who’s over the drama and ready to make people laugh on sight. Featuring a bold stick figure clutching a shattered gauge and that unforgettable slogan, this cheeky hand stamp turns your mood into a mic drop, making it ideal for parties, office banter, journaling, and everyday moments that deserve a little more attitude.
Built for reliable performance, this Shiny Duo-style stamp is made with durability in mind. It includes a snap-on dust cover, a comfortable fungistatic handle, and a precision laser-cut rubber die that delivers crisp, consistent impressions with both industrial and water-based inks. Just add your favorite ink pad and you’re ready to stamp with confidence, project after project, laugh after laugh.
Choose from 3 sizes: Small, Medium, or Large to match your style, your space, and your stamping needs. Lightweight and portable, it’s easy to use on notebooks, cards, scrapbook pages, party favors, and more. It also makes a fun gag gift, a playful photo prop, and a guaranteed conversation starter for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor.
Whether you’re shopping for a clever desk accessory or a bold little gift that brings instant personality, this give-a-damn stamp delivers charm, wit, and everyday usefulness in one affordable package. With fast shipping and quality service from ESS, getting your hands on a fresh dose of funny has never been easier.
My Give-A-Damn Is Broken Sarcastic Rubber Stamp Highlights and Features
- HUMOR: Turn everyday moments into instant laugh-out-loud commentary with the bold “My Give-A-Damn Is Broken” message, a cheeky way to show your no-nonsense attitude at parties, workspaces, and casual get-togethers.
- CONVERSATION: Make small talk easier and break the ice fast; this sarcastic stamp gives friends, coworkers, and guests an immediate opener that sparks smiles, jokes, and memorable reactions.
- PORTABLE: Lightweight and easy to carry, this hand stamp slips into a bag or drawer so you can add playful flair to notebooks, cards, scrapbooks, party favors, and event supplies whenever inspiration hits.
- DURABLE: Built for repeated use, the sturdy stamp body and precision-cut rubber deliver crisp, clear impressions that stay sharp with proper ink, making it a dependable choice for frequent stamping.
- FLEXIBLE: Compatible with both industrial and water-based inks, it lets you pick the finish that suits your project, from everyday crafts to bolder, higher-impact impressions.
- SIZES: Available in Small, Medium, and Large, you can choose the best fit for your workspace, craft style, or visibility needs, whether you want subtle humor or a larger statement.
- GIFTABLE: A fun gag gift for someone with a sarcastic sense of humor, this witty stamp is perfect for birthdays, office exchanges, stocking stuffers, and photo props that lean into the playful side of life.
- EASY-CARE: The snap-on dust cover helps keep the stamp protected between uses, while the comfortable, fungistatic handle supports clean handling for everyday stamping confidence.
Refund Policy
Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if
you receive the wrong item. Any discrepancies should be reported within 90 days of the sale date.
Exceptions / non-returnable items
Returns are not typically accepted for customized orders. However, we want you to be happy with your product.
Therefore, for customized orders where errors were made due to the reasons listed below, we will make the
necessary corrections and reship your original order at no charge to you.
- The order was damaged or lost during shipping.
- Item includes a spelling error made by Engineer Seal Stamps.
- Item had incorrect customization features.
Note: If the customer made a misspelling or chose the incorrect options, this would disqualify the product from being returned or remade.
Refunds
If your order is eligible for return with a refund and has been received back in store with the RMA paperwork.
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return. We will refund your original payment method.
Please remember note that is can take up to 10 days for your bank or credit card company to process and post
the refund too.
Tax Exempt
We are unable to issue credits after an order is submitted, please read below and submit the documentation before placing your order.
If you are a resident outside the state of Virginia and California (both your billing/shipping info) or if you are a Virginia or California Resident and are taxable you do not need to do anything.
For Virginia and California organizations who are for qualified tax exempt for purchases, you must set up an account online first, then email with your tax form and the email address tied to the new account. Once we review and verify this information, we can change your account type over to tax exempt where you will not be charged tax. We will also reply to let you know when this has been completed.
We are only charging sales tax for those who are in Virginia and California. If you in Virginia and California and are tax-exempt organization, you should have paperwork from the state showing that you are not required to pay sales tax. If you feel that you are tax exempt but do not have this paperwork, please contact your billing office or your state tax agency to locate these forms first.
We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause; however, this is a one-step process which once you are setup as nontaxable each order you place afterwards will be tax exempt as long as you are logged in to your account.
You email with your tax form and the email address tied to the new account to cs@engineeringsealstamps.com.










