Description
Let your desk do the talking with the Please Consult Your Brain First Rubber Stamp — a witty, attention-grabbing essential that turns everyday paperwork into a clever reminder to pause, think, and choose wisely. Featuring a bold design with puzzled stick figures and the unmistakable message PLEASE CONSULT YOUR BRAIN FIRST, this stamp delivers just the right mix of humor and attitude for notes, planners, mail, memos, and workplace banter.
Built for smooth, serious performance with everyday convenience, the Shiny Duo brings a sleek modular design, a quick-fit dust cover to keep your workspace tidy, and integrated antimicrobial protection for added hygiene. Its precision-engraved die produces crisp, clean impressions with both water-based and permanent inks, while the durable build is made for long service life. Ink pad not included.
Perfect for office workers, teachers, managers, and anyone who appreciates smart sarcasm, this consult your brain rubber stamp is more than a fun desk accessory — it’s a playful habit-builder that encourages clearer thinking, better communication, and fewer snap decisions. Available in 3 sizes: Small, Medium, or Large. Choose ESS for quick delivery, reliable quality, and easy-to-use office stamps that make every impression count.
Please Consult Your Brain First Rubber Stamp Highlights and Features
- HUMOR: Add a sharp, witty reminder to pause before you react, turning everyday office moments into lighter, smarter exchanges that people actually remember.
- CLARITY: Encourage more thoughtful decisions with a playful message that helps slow down snap judgments and supports better communication at work, home, or in the mailroom.
- PRECISION: Enjoy clean, crisp impressions thanks to the precision-engraved die, designed to deliver polished results with both water-based and permanent inks.
- DURABILITY: Count on long-lasting performance from a tough, dependable build made for frequent use, giving busy desks a reliable tool that keeps up.
- HYGIENE: Keep your workspace looking neat with the quick-fit dust cover and integrated antimicrobial protection that help support cleaner, more organized daily use.
- STYLE: Bring personality to planning sessions, notes, and paperwork with a cheeky desk accessory that adds character without taking up much space.
- CHOICE: Select the size that fits your setup best with small, medium, and large options, making it easy to match your preferred visibility and stamping style.
- GIFTABILITY: Surprise coworkers, managers, teachers, or anyone with a sense of humor with a clever office essential that feels useful, memorable, and delightfully offbeat.
Refund Policy
Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if
you receive the wrong item. Any discrepancies should be reported within 90 days of the sale date.
Exceptions / non-returnable items
Returns are not typically accepted for customized orders. However, we want you to be happy with your product.
Therefore, for customized orders where errors were made due to the reasons listed below, we will make the
necessary corrections and reship your original order at no charge to you.
- The order was damaged or lost during shipping.
- Item includes a spelling error made by Engineer Seal Stamps.
- Item had incorrect customization features.
Note: If the customer made a misspelling or chose the incorrect options, this would disqualify the product from being returned or remade.
Refunds
If your order is eligible for return with a refund and has been received back in store with the RMA paperwork.
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return. We will refund your original payment method.
Please remember note that is can take up to 10 days for your bank or credit card company to process and post
the refund too.
Tax Exempt
We are unable to issue credits after an order is submitted, please read below and submit the documentation before placing your order.
If you are a resident outside the state of Virginia and California (both your billing/shipping info) or if you are a Virginia or California Resident and are taxable you do not need to do anything.
For Virginia and California organizations who are for qualified tax exempt for purchases, you must set up an account online first, then email with your tax form and the email address tied to the new account. Once we review and verify this information, we can change your account type over to tax exempt where you will not be charged tax. We will also reply to let you know when this has been completed.
We are only charging sales tax for those who are in Virginia and California. If you in Virginia and California and are tax-exempt organization, you should have paperwork from the state showing that you are not required to pay sales tax. If you feel that you are tax exempt but do not have this paperwork, please contact your billing office or your state tax agency to locate these forms first.
We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause; however, this is a one-step process which once you are setup as nontaxable each order you place afterwards will be tax exempt as long as you are logged in to your account.
You email with your tax form and the email address tied to the new account to cs@engineeringsealstamps.com.
