Description
Mischievous, sharp, and unapologetically witty, the Brain 99% Dingus Phrase Hand Stamp turns everyday labeling into a tiny burst of personality. Featuring a whimsical doodle-brain overflowing with random icons and the gloriously cheeky line “BRAIN: 99% DINGUS,” this snarky stamp brings playful humor to notes, planners, gifts, journals, and classroom moments that deserve a little extra attitude.
Designed with the Shiny Duo system for convenience and efficiency, it features a modular build, a protective cover for easy storage, and a handle with built-in antimicrobial protection for added hygiene. The precision laser-etched die delivers crisp, clean impressions every time and works beautifully with both water-based and permanent inks. It’s a reliable, cost-effective tool made for consistent results, again and again. Ink pad sold separately.
Choose the size that fits your style: Small, Medium, or Large. Whether you’re marking paperwork with a sarcastic wink, brightening the office with funny commentary, or adding a memorable cue to keep moving, this reusable hand stamp makes everyday tasks feel lighter, smarter, and far more fun. It’s a simple way for office workers, creators, teachers, and delightfully scattered minds to share a smile without saying a word.
Why shop with ESS? For fast, efficient delivery and high-quality rubber stamps you can count on. We prioritize quick turnaround without sacrificing craftsmanship, so your custom stamp arrives ready to work right away. Order today and experience reliable service made to keep up with your pace.
Brain 99% Dingus Phrase Hand Stamp Highlights and Features
- PLAYFUL RELIEF: Turn routine paperwork into a quick laugh with the bold “BRAIN: 99% DINGUS” message, a snarky little desk companion that makes notes, planners, and reminders feel far less boring.
- VERSATILE SIZE OPTIONS: Choose the right fit for your workspace or project with Small, Medium, or Large sizing, making it easy to match the stamp to labels, journals, classroom tasks, or office forms.
- CLEAN STORAGE: Enjoy a modular design with a protective cover that helps keep the stamp neatly tucked away between uses, so it stays ready for action on a crowded desk or in a drawer.
- HYGIENIC GRIP: Handle each impression with confidence thanks to built-in antimicrobial protection in the grip, adding an extra layer of freshness for shared offices, classrooms, and busy workspaces.
- CRISP IMPRESSIONS: Benefit from a precision laser-etched die that produces sharp, consistent details every time, delivering the kind of clean stamped image that stands out on paper and packaging.
- INK-FRIENDLY USE: Pair it with your preferred water-based or permanent ink for flexible performance across creative, professional, and everyday applications; ink pad sold separately for customized color choices.
- SARCASTIC MOTIVATION: Add a light vent to your day with a witty, reusable stamp that brings humor to journaling, scrapbooking, and office paperwork, helping reduce decision fatigue while sparking smiles.
- QUICK SERVICE: Order with confidence from ESS and enjoy fast, efficient delivery of quality rubber stamps designed to get into your hands quickly without sacrificing dependable performance.
Refund Policy
Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if
you receive the wrong item. Any discrepancies should be reported within 90 days of the sale date.
Exceptions / non-returnable items
Returns are not typically accepted for customized orders. However, we want you to be happy with your product.
Therefore, for customized orders where errors were made due to the reasons listed below, we will make the
necessary corrections and reship your original order at no charge to you.
- The order was damaged or lost during shipping.
- Item includes a spelling error made by Engineer Seal Stamps.
- Item had incorrect customization features.
Note: If the customer made a misspelling or chose the incorrect options, this would disqualify the product from being returned or remade.
Refunds
If your order is eligible for return with a refund and has been received back in store with the RMA paperwork.
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return. We will refund your original payment method.
Please remember note that is can take up to 10 days for your bank or credit card company to process and post
the refund too.
Tax Exempt
We are unable to issue credits after an order is submitted, please read below and submit the documentation before placing your order.
If you are a resident outside the state of Virginia and California (both your billing/shipping info) or if you are a Virginia or California Resident and are taxable you do not need to do anything.
For Virginia and California organizations who are for qualified tax exempt for purchases, you must set up an account online first, then email with your tax form and the email address tied to the new account. Once we review and verify this information, we can change your account type over to tax exempt where you will not be charged tax. We will also reply to let you know when this has been completed.
We are only charging sales tax for those who are in Virginia and California. If you in Virginia and California and are tax-exempt organization, you should have paperwork from the state showing that you are not required to pay sales tax. If you feel that you are tax exempt but do not have this paperwork, please contact your billing office or your state tax agency to locate these forms first.
We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause; however, this is a one-step process which once you are setup as nontaxable each order you place afterwards will be tax exempt as long as you are logged in to your account.
You email with your tax form and the email address tied to the new account to cs@engineeringsealstamps.com.
